Lightning’s job is to make sure that the author and the dog do not gain inappropriate amounts of ego. She does this by reminding the dog that she is the supreme animal of the household, and by trying to trip both dog and author whenever they aren’t watching the floor.

The Author & Supplier of Kibble and Treats

Writing is work. So is keeping the cat and the dog from ruling the world. One day, they will succeed. Will we notice?

Titania’s job is to make sure that the author and the cat do not gain inappropriate amounts of ego. She maintains this by chasing the cat around the house and by laying on top of both author and cat when taking naps. At the same time.